The star are out,the moon is up,one more hug,one more smile,kiss u once,kiss u twice,Now its time 4 bed,Close ur ,And sleep tight!! GOOD NIGHT!!

I Gift 4 U

I hav a gift4u close ur eyes,ready. 1 2 3 u didnt close ur eyes.So no gift.only Good Night

Bed Chat

A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

Whenever

When u are at the end of the rope, just tie one knot and hang on ill surely come and tie the remaining two around you.. remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! ! whenever , wherever ill be there for you good night and sweet dreams!

One Moment

At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping, 2.3 Millions are falling in Love, 4.1 Million are eating only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS…. Good Night!!!

Touching

Very Touching Story.. A little boy on his way to home saw a cute puppy… He went near Touched it.. What a Touching story….!!!good night

Love

I wish i was your blanket,i wish i was your bed, i wish i was your pillow underneath your head,i wanna be around u,i wanna hold u tight, be the lucky person who kisses u good night

Sweet Dreams

No matter the sky is black or blue…….no matter theres star or moon as long your heart is true Sweet Dreams will come to you Good Night I Love You.

Wishing You

Wishing the sweetest night to a sweet natured person. May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight, Then u will remember that u forgot to wish me Good Night !

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On a morning so cold, i whisper to the wind a sweet good morning to someone i dont get to see right now but is always a special part of me… Sweet morning!

Big Good Morning

A big Good Morning 2 my sugar coated choco mallow milk shaky honey dipped cheeze melting orange juicy mozzarela peperoni spicy chiken icy peanut friend..!!

Certified Mrng Msg

Beware of other duplicate Morning wishers" I’m the only Authorised ISO 2009 certified dealer in morning wishes.. I wish an Orignal Sweet good Morning 2 U…

Morning Time

MORNING TIME: A cup of hot hello, A plate of crispy wishes, A spoon of sweet smiles and A slice of great success specially 4 u.. GOOD MORNING.. ENJOY THE DAY..

Early This Morning

Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits – LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with U… Good Morning !

Morning Greeting

One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, Someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting! Good morning and enjoy the day!

Hot Morning

HOT Tea with my COLD sms… COLD Shower with my WARM sms… Spicy breakfast with my SWEET sms… And Lovely morning with my GOOD MORNING SMS ! hav a nice day.

Morning Wishes

morning wishes does not only means saying good morning but it has a silent message that i remember u….

Morning

Every new day Is a new chapter of life , Bringing new topics , New moments 4 life , I wish 2day all the good Moments approach , Why to make your day joyful , GOOD MORNING.

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Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson,

New Exam

New Examination Patttern in India (Revised): General Students: Answer All questions OBC: Write Any One question SC: Only read questions ST: Thanks for coming. Cheers to Reservation

Exam R There

eXams are there, at the paper u stare the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair.- The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!

Tough Paper

If in examination hall during d exam u feel tht d paper is tough, dont worry. Just close ur eyes, take a deep breath n say 2 urself "Dis is a very interesting subject. I want to study it one more time"

Exams

EXAM FESTIVAL OFFER…! -Bring chit in exam, scratch it show it 2 ur nearest teachr win free trip 2 Princi’s office enjoy 3 yrs of vacation..

Love Has No Limit

road has speed limit bank has money limit exam has time limit building has height limit but, love has no limit

Love Vs Exam

True conditions about Love v/s Exam- Love: Lots of thoughts in mind, but no guts to express them clearly… Exam: Lots of guts to express, but no thoughts in mind…

Exam Confuse Mantra

A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100 -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!

Exam

New Examination Patttern in India (Revised): General Students: Answer All questions OBC: Write Any One question SC: Only read questions ST: Thanks for coming. Cheers to Reservation

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48+2 Members can sit in a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in a auto 1+1 can sit in a Bike. Only 1 can sit in my Heart, Thats U My dear valentine

Valentine Special

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u, Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u, Fight 4 d person ho protects u, n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

Valentine Special

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true All I ever wanted was sum1 like U…

Miss U

A candle may melt and its fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart. Miss You My Valentine

Valentine Dream

Greetings DREAMING of you makes my night worth while THINKING of you makes me * smile * HAVING you is the best thing ever, and LOVING you is what i plan to do…forever. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Kissing

O my dear Valentine Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Valentine Touchy

Let’s share the world A sea is for you, and waves are for me. The sky is for you, and stars are for me. The sun is for you, and light is for me. Everything is for you, and you are for me…………..Always Be mine Valentine.

Be My Gf

u look so cute… cant u be my valentine?

Valentine Special

Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.

Immortality

Alucard: Nonsense. Immortality does not exist. Luke Valentine: Exactly ! Your legend of immortality will end today. I will kill you and proceed down my dream !

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Will u smile if I ask u to? Will u come if I call u? Will u understand if i m unable to express? Will u add a "TOO" if i say I MISS U?

Smile

Smile is a cooling system of hear… Sparkling system of eyes… relaxing system of mind… So activate all system keep smilling….!

Smile

i love making other people smile.. but sometimes, it gets too tiring that i just find myself looking for someone… someone who could make me smile too…

What Can I Say

i luv ur eyes, i luv ur smile, i cherish ur ways, i adore ur style. What can i say? ur 1of a kind 24/7 ur on my mind!

Smile Text

Sending u 1000 smiles, take 1 for now, and keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow, pickout 1 every morning, because i want to see u smiling always..

Smile

Sometimes you just have to smile pretend everythings okay,hold back the tears and just walk away….

ms For Smile

Smile For The Ones You Love A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless ….

So Sweet

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

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Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!

Santa Loves

Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Santa Banta

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat

Santa Banta

Santa to judge: My wife got raped. Judge: Were you there then? Santa: No. Judge: Ok then tell the place where the rape happened. Santa lifting wifes sari: Here judge sahib…here!

Santa To Bill Gates

A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: "Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is Gates But U Are Selling WINDOWS

Santa Banta Jokes

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it….

Santa Banta

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a n***d woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing, and he answered waiting for the Autumn.

Santa N Banta

Santa n Banta are driving a Car, Santa puts on the indicator and asks Banta to check whether its working, He puts his head out and says – YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…

Bombay

Santa in plane going to Bombay, while landing he was excited and shouted "Bombay Bombay Bombay" Airhostess said:- "B silent" Santa:- Ok "ombay ombay ombay".

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Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time. x——————————————x Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.

Lovely Words

I want to take you for a date in a romantic candle light dinner………. holding ur hand…… looking deep into ur eyes……………… And utter those 3 lovely words………. " PAY THE BILL".

Burden

Husband comes home from Church, lifts his wife carries her around the house. Wife: Did the Pastor preach about being romantic? Husband : No, he said we must carry our burdens…

Romantic Goodnight

Touch ur heart, close ur eyes, make a wish, say good nite, sky so wide, stars so bright, off the light, sleep tight good night and dont let the bugs bite.. kisses…

Shite Hole

Height of max insult: a guy in a romantic mood to hs galfrnd "i wan 2 b a part of ur body" galfrnd:"No thanks,i already hav an a*s hole".

Romantic Sms

D smallest word is I, the sweetest word is LOVE and the dearest person in the world is U. tats y I Love You..:)

Romantic

To the world, you may be one person. But to me, you are the world!

Jokes

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

Romantic

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Ever Romantic

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Most Romantic Words

On the pages of roses… with the ink of moon light…. A pen of love.. hav written,,,,, Only two words for u "LOve You"

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Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness…Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2010 with GOD BLESS………

New Year

Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright. So my Dear dont get Fear Coz, God Gift us a BRAND NEW YEAR. *HAPPY NEW YEAR*

New Year

May The Year 2010 Bring for You Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope Togetherness of your Family Friends….Wishing You a…*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

New Year

hroughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness…Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2010 with God Bless.

New Year

Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and chear of new year.

As The Year

As the year ends, dont count what you lost. Instead, cherish what you have plan what to gain. The past never returns but the future may still fulfill the loss.. Happy New Year !

New Year

Memorable moment r celebrated together, U r my best friend for now forever, Make me Miss U even more this New Year, Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear. (-: HAPPY NEW YEAR

New Year

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors and let each new year find you a better man. Happy New Year

New Year

As another year draws to a close, we thank you for your friendship, and wish you all the happiness of a very bright New Year !!!

New Year

I wish U to have a ….. Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

New Year

I wish U to have a .. Sweetest Sunday, Marvelous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Close your eyes, Relax your body, And stop your breathing as long as you can… Now breathe…… I Miss you as much as you missed the air

Miss U Dear

heart of mine never close how much i miss u no one knows days will pass on to weeks nd years and i will remember u my dear in my silent tears.

Miss U

i miss ur kisses i miss ur hugs i miss ur touch i miss u r breath on my neck i miss ur smile i miss ur shadow I MISS YOU !!!!!!!!!

Almost

I missed the times that we almost shared I miss the love that was almost there I miss the times that we use to kiss At least in my dreams Just let me take my time and reminisce Whoever said its impossible to miss when you never had Never almost had you

Love

What makes some people Dearer? Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them, But the pain you feel, when you . . . . . Miss them !

Miss U

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and I wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when you miss someone special like u.

Friendship

1 Advice- Dont change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don’t forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We’ll always be Gud Friends.

My Girlfriend

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years….Oh how I miss my friend.

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When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in d world.

Feeling

It is anice feeling when you know… someone love you someone miss you but it feels much better when you know someone ever never will forget you and that is ME

Love You My Friend

there Are Certain People Who Make the World Better Place Just By Being In It… You Are One Of Those People! Love You my Friend…!!!

Sad Love

We can cure physical diesases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love

Life Love Kiss

Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Question

When you are always on my mind and my heart hurts when you are gone what is it that i feel, if it is not love?

Shakespear

Shakespear said… Love me, or Hate me, Both are in my favour… If u love me i will always be in ur Heart. And If U hate me i always be in ur Mind..

Lovely

I love 3 things ! The sun, the Moon and U ! The Sun for the Day, The for the night and You forever !!!!

Love

"love is not in your mind, it is the heart that feels everything that hurts you and makes you happy"

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R : is for red . Red : is for blood . Blood : is for heart . Heart : is for love . Love : is for you . You : is for me . Me : is you . ((( I Love You)))

Make And Take

In the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take.

Love Quote

I need no jewels they can be sold, Ur heart glitters better then GOLD… Pure is ur soul as a baby at birth, And I need no heaven when u r on earth..

Love

love Its once only once infortunatly once love not again not chance not apportunaty so…..LOVE IS ALWAYS ONCE

True Love

they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles

No Hope In Love

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope…..

Love

If A is 1 B is 2 C is 3 ………….. Z is 26 then L+O+V+E=54 And F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108. Interesting hai naa….. Friendship is twice stronger than Love….

True Love

true love has no happy ending, because it never ends.it surpasses great distances and time. it never fades, so never lose hope, be strong, be brave..

Trust

"I Trust U" iz a better compliment than "I LOVE U" bcz u may not always trust the person U love,bt U can always love the person,U trust…

I Love You

My love for you is a journey that starts at forever and ends at never. I LOVE you.

In Soft Gleaming

In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true. May every star of every night, Bring love and joy to you. Happy Birthday to you.

I Found You

Love can be, found in the warmth of a kiss,in a touch or a lingering embrace. Love can be found in a sweet,tender glance or a smile that laughs up the face Love can be found in any number of ways And I FOUND LOVE when.. I FOUND YOU

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What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you..

Kiss

Kissing you baby is my dream Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U i together babes is passion so extreme!

I Found You

Love can be, found in the warmth of a kiss,in a touch or a lingering embrace. Love can be found in a sweet,tender glance or a smile that laughs up the face Love can be found in any number of ways And I FOUND LOVE when.. I FOUND YOU

Japanese Girl

A japanese girl was having s*x accidently farted, She said "oh me so sorry, u make front hole so happy back hole blow u kiss.

Be Wif U

A smile to put you on high.. A kiss to set your soul alright.. Would it be alright if.. I spent tonight being loved by you…?

Scared To Lose U

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u. 1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u. 1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u. But now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u! X(

New Mon

These violent delights have violent ends…And in their triumph die like fire and powder, which as they kiss consume… Romeo and Juliet, Edward and Bella

Just For You

My lips want to kiss you , my eyes want to see you , my hands want to touch you……………..every part of me wants you , maybe because I was made just for you !

What Kisses Mean

what kisses mean? KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

Love Begins

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

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Wife (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled, and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment? Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent!

Life Quotes

wat numbers will u give me? 1=I like u 2=u r funny 3=u r cool 4=I dont care abt u 5=u r beautiful 6=I hate u 7=U r boring 8=U r cute 9=I wnt u in my life 10=I miss u 11=I want u 12=I want ur friendship

Friend

Being a Frnd isnt easy coz its not jst abt sharing a JOKE,a conversation,a cup of Coffee or a funny story. It means sharing d most honest and truepart of Urself..

Eyesight

Wife (standing in front of mirror): " I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty !" "Will you still give me a romantic compliment ?" Funny Husband: "Your eyesight is still excellent !"

Choice Sms

1=I like u 2=I love u 3=U R funny 4=U R cool 5=I don’t really care 4 ur personality 6=I wanna b u 7=U’re s**y 8=U have a nice body 9=I hate U 10=U’re boring which number will u select 4 me? reply me…

Comedy

Ever thought wat is COMEDY ?? It is simply a … Funny way Of being SERIOUS …

Apple – Funny

10 things men know about women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. WOMEN HAVE B***S

Small N Funny

Nurse to Banta:Congratulations banta you are a father now. Banta:Thanks but dont tell this to my wife,i want to give her a surprise!!

Paddy

paddy buys tow goldfish and names them one and tow mike says there funny name why did you call them that? paddy says well if one dies i still have tow left

Miss U

,, (.") wHy dO /) ) i mIss U? ./ / BCoz.. u mkE mE sMile u R sO Kind uR so sWEEt u r fUnny and mOst oF aLL u R nOt TxTing me! datz Y.. I mIss u!

Very Funny

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, "don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!"

Cool Funny

Height of fashion? -Dhotee with zip Height of secrecy? -Blank Visiting Card Height of Stupidity? -Looking through a keyhole of a glass door

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Sweet words r easy 2 say, sweet things r easy 2 buy, but sweet people r difficult 2 find. Life ends wen u stop dreamin, hope ends wen u stop believing. Love ends wen u stop caring,friendship ends wen u stop sharing.

Reality

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are…

Friend

For all the friendship u shared! For all the ways u care! For all times u r there! u are SPECIAL $ beyond COMPARE..jus wanna tell u "TAKE CARE FRIEND"….

Bring Love

If you want to bring love to a relationship, you must create a friendship first.

Friendship

FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

Joke

Wife is a "Received call" Sight is a "Dialled call" Girl friend is a "Missed call" Lover is a "Waiting call" BUT Friendship is "FEVICOL"

Birthday Message

Whose birthday is today? It belongs to a special person who is reading this message sent with beautiful wishes from someone who has been blessed by her friendship and good personality. Happy birthday……………!!!!!!!!!!!!

Broken Friendship

If love gets broken, you can look for a new one. If glass gets broken, you can always buy a new one. But if friendship gets broken you can never have the same one.

Friendship

Friendship is to be purchased only by friendship. A man may have authority over others, but he can never have their hearts but by giving his own…

Friendship

When your friends with someone and you brake up dont worry .. you got lot’s of other friends . Or just be nice to her/him and you will be together again!!

Daily Thought

A daily thought A silent tear A Constant wish that u r near Words are few but thoughts r deep Memories of our friendship i will always keep

Friend Ship

we are not of Same blood… we are born and grown in different place,, we have different Tastes and Lifestyles,, but Still our heart are connected with a single Miraculous feeling Called "FRIENDSHIP"

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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life…!!!

Best Flirt

The shortest word for me is I The sweetest word for me is LOVE The only one for me is YOU…!!

Just Because I

Just because i flirt doesnt mean im a h*e unlike most girls i learn to say NO…

Flirt

I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen till I met you…!!

Flirt

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

Flirt

Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever Loving u is what I plan to do forever

Flirt

How to impress a Girl.? Respect her Honour her Love her Protect her Care for her. How to impress a boy..? Just smile!

My F Rules

My F Rules Find her, Follow her, Friend her, Flirt her, French her, Finger her, Force her, F*ck her, Forget her, Find new girl

Fall Flirt

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me

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May the beauty Of deepavali season Fill your home with Happiness, And may the coming year Provide you with all That bring you joy!.

Dipawali Messages

The Gleam Of Diyas Echo Of Holy Chants,May your Life B Filled Wth Happiness Contentment Wishing YOU Very Happy Prosperous Diwali smsjokes.co.in

Subh Dewali

Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold… These are the wishes for you and your family.. Diwali ki Shubhkamana…..

Diwali

This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds. :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((BOOM))))) ****** **HAPPY** *DIPAWALI* .***..

Diwali

May this diwali Light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everything bright beautiful and fill ur days with pleasant surprises and moments.

Diwali

This Diwali I M Sending You CASH: C-Care A-Affection S-Smiles H-Hugs * HAPPY DIWALI *.

May The Divine Light

May the divine light of diwali spread into your Life peace, prosperity, happiness and good health..

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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Christmas

U R in my heart This Xmas …and always…! There is no time fitting to say ..Thank U.. and to wish U a "Happy Xmas and "New Year "of health, happiness and prosperity ..!

Christmas

Joy resonates in the hearts of those who believe in the spirit of Christmas! Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the Christmas season!

Christmas Is Not

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas…

Christmas Sms

Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy for me its watching U.

Christmas

In this X-mas, In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true, At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses, then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U! Happy Merry Christmas

Christmas Tree

Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man ? Because It Stays Up For 12 Days And 12 Nights, Has Cute Balls And Looks Good With The Lights On!

Christmas

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very happy merry christmas.

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I’m sick of your own experience causes me harm so this is goodbye

Break Up

Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I’m still keeping you or I’m letting go

Break Up

i love photos…. because the best thing them is that…. they never change, even when the people in them change.

Love Hurts

Love hurts when you break up with some one. Love Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.

Break Up

Love hurtz wen u breakup wid sum 1. Hurtz even mor wen sum 1 breaks up wit u Bt love hurtz the most when da person, ur in love with has no idea how u feel.

Take A Second

" Take a second out to think about this: in your life you search and search for the right person for you. Every time you break up with someone you get one step closer to that person. You should look at moving on as getting closer to meeting the one."

Break Up

Boy: My girlfriend broke up with me, sent me pics of her with her new boyfriend! Friend: Really Bad…. Boy: Yeah,Really Bad! I sent them to her Dad…:-)

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A birthday is a million moments, each holding a promise me fulfilment me your dreams. i wish a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to u.

Birth Day

May you have all the joy your heart can hold, All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unfold, May you have Gods best in everything. Wishing u a Happy Birthday

Birthday

Happy birthday to a special Girl! All my love to you this precious day! For me you mean more than I can say You are a place where I always can stay

Your Birthday

Wishing u a day soft as silk….. White as milk….. Sweet as honeyfull of money. Say all ur dreams come true…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

Birthday

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you, but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Birthday

A Luvly msg for a Luvly Person from Luvly Friend 4 a Lovely Reason a Luvly Time from a Luvly Mind in a Luvly Mood in a Luvly Style Have a Luvly Birthday!

Another Year

Another year has come and gone, The sands of time keep trickling away. Your birthday reminds me to let you know I m thankful for you each and every day….

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If today any 1 talks praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st.

April Fool Sms

you are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, dont misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

April Fool

Best Day2 propose a Girl is today! If she agrees it’s ur luck if she says no den say. "APRIL FOOL".

April Fool

You are equal to sixty James bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420 Happy April Fools day!!!

Flirt

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl..April 1..U Know Why??If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool

April Fool

This is MAGIC. Press down 6times, You can See your PHOTO 1 2 3 4 5 6 Congrats! You are the First April Fool of Year !20__!

April Fool

If today any 1 talks praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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3. Greetings Sms

life can gives us a 100 reasons to cry but i cvan give life a 1000 reasons to smile!
Keep Smiling.

The person who is always smiling doesn’t mean that he has no problem that he has the ability 2 overcome all the problems keep smiling………

Habit of smiling can make u r life happy it costs nothing u loose nothing but d people who get it gets everything so smile forever

Never let yesterdays disappointments overshadow on tomorrows dreams u r life is like a mirror if u keep smiling it smiles right back

Thousand of languages r around this world but smile cab beat them all bcoz smile is d language even a baby can speak

A B C D _ F G H _ J K _ _ M O P Q _ T U V W Y Z
Where is E I L M & S lost? I told them 2 appear on u r face as a SMILE keep smiling

Light can replace darkness,Smile can replace sadness,Frnd can replace lonelyness.But nothing can replace u.U r the best person of this world.

Dear Friends…
Smile Every Morning
Smile is ELECTRICITY
and life is BATTERY..
whenever you smile,
the Battery gets charged.,
and a Beautiful day is activated…..
so…Keep Smiling
Best Wishes…MADHU

smile may never leave u, tears may never touch u, hopes may never disappoint u, life may bcome very sweet for u

Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face
in the beautiful journey called “LIFE”

I know we cannot reach each other. Bt when i want 2 smile with u, I see d MOON

A Smile costs less than elecricity but gives more light.. So always keep Smiling & prove that u r d Best Tubelight..

Everyone wants Happiness,
No one wants Pain..
But its not possible to get Rainbow,
Without a li’l Rain..
That’s life!
Keep smiling

YOUR SMILE BRINGS LOT OF
HAPPINESS IN MY LIFE.IT MAKES ME TO FOTGET ALL
MY PROBLEMS.SO ALWAYS SMILE MY DEAR!

The earth weighs 6.6 Septilion Tons
Don’t make it heavier
by carrying a heavy heart!
Stay light,laugh often,
love much,enjoy each moment.

There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can’t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

No one is born happy…
But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness…
So today, make others happy…
Flash your sweetest smile…
HAVE A DAY FULL OF SMILES

We’re not too close in distance. We’re not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.

Happiness is a perfume :
Happiness is a perfume .
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy
to make others happy !

Smile is the electricity&
life is a battery.
Whenever u smile,the battery gets charged & beautiful day activated.

This msg is frm Smiles & Co.V r checkin if al d sweet people on earth r smilin or nt.
Hey nw thts a chweet smile, Keep Smiling ALWAYS !:-)gm

each time u smile at me
I am relieved of my worries
Each time u hold my Hands
I regain my confidence
Every time u sms me
I realise I’m not alone…
good night

smile is cooling system of heart,sparking system of eyes,lighting system of face and relaxing system of mind. so activate ur all system nd keep smiling

Zara muskuraiye!
Thoda aur..
Thoda aur..
Bas thoda sa aur..
That’s it!
Saara din aise hi muskuraate rahiye!!
U r looking so cute!!

Close ur eyes, think about ur lovable person and moment spend with him or her.
Then watch ur Lips will automaticaly get Smile

Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …

Always smile…..^_^
Our faces are the best billboards,
Where the ads of life are seen….
LIFE is not a problem to be solved,
But a gift to be Enjoyed…

khobsoorat hain wo lub
jo pyari batein kertey hain
khobsoorat hai wo muskurahat
jo dosaroon ke chehroon per bhi muskan saja de

Our sweetest thoughts are pined with the saddest thought, so never think a smile is a smile, it may be a way to hide tears..

a msg is the only way 2 express how people remember each other!
and simple hi with a smile can make the heart fly
so a special hi 2 a sweety guy like u

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Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life??

Once a while good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are… With this message, consider yourself reminded !!

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender…!
gd mrng.

When youur fear touches
someones pain, it becomes pity,
when your love touches
someones pain,it becomes compassion

thanks 4 the nice words. 4 me all i can say u r 1 of the best person i have ever loved and will continue 2 love u. u bring joy 2 sadness an light 2 darkness

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning:)

cute feeling..;
my hands never pain while typing message for you..;
but my hearts always feel pain when there is no reply 4rm u..

A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. (Hazrat Ali.AS.) Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision… This is life… So don’t worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.

I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

Gr8 people talk about things.small people talk about other people .and legends never talk they send sms

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

Don’t u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It’s 4 the simple reason… u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I’m thinking of u nowc

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u’re the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying.

Destiny decides who you meet in your life…….but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live life without regrets.

I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box

Someone somewhere dreams of your smile…and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you’re lonely…remember its true….someone somewhere is thinking of you

U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE.

Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror…

love is blind bt love is not blind just our hearts r blind in love just4u marry .

don’t close ur door wn u feel alon, don’t close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an ddon’t ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end.

Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out… hurry up

Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

You are so sweet you myk da sug jealous, you are so hot you make the sun feel cold buh best of all you are so cute you make da teletubbies look evil

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but i never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. miss you.

MOUNTAINS CAN FLY! OCEANS CAN DRY!! YOU CAN FORGET ME! HOW CAN I!!

How much do u luv me?If it’s 100% cal me,if 80% sms me, if 50% mis cal me ,if 0% ignore me.

yestarday i ask my heart some thing is missing what happen to you. it says their is no heart i miss you my dear .

when i am not with you…i want to be, when i am with you….i just can’t get enough of you!!

I think about you always, and the way you make me smile. like when i look into your eyes, it gives me butterflies. When you hold me in your arms n when my lips connect with yours, its a feelin that i cant explain because i never felt like that before.

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Fresh Flowrs 4 U wid Caring
Thoghts & Prayers 2 make ur
Life Lighter & Brightr
Have A Happy Life

Perfect Description Of Trust: ‘Trusting a person is giving someone, the ability to destroy you completely. But being confident that the person won’t’.Gd evening

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mah
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K TUM KHUSH RAHO

hav an Icy Icy morng with ma butterng messages, choclaty calls, creamy thought, fruty funs with plumpy play jumpy joys.
Hav a scotchy day!

Duniya ka hr shauk pala nahi jata, Kanch ke khilono ko yu uchala nai jata. Mehnat karne se mushqile ho jati hain aasaan, hr kaam taqdeer pe dala nai jata.my best wishes

If you want something you have never had,You must be willing to do something you have never done.best wishes

It wud b cloudy if U frown, Rainy if U cry, Clear if U r Happy
So have a gr8 day!

When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away,, instead pick them up and collect them..they were designed to be STRONG! My best wishes

luck is yours wishes are mine let’s ur future be always shine.Best of Luck

examation is garden success is folower god bless you power to pluck this folower .my best wishes

A Young man’s attitude towards life helps to determine this altitude. Good luck to you my dear.

Thousands laid down their lives
so that our country breath this day…
never forget their sacrifice..

No life ever grows great until it is
focused, dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.

All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck

MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT… MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U

Always try 2 b a first place winner,coz d second place winner is d first loser.Good Luck

luck is yours wishes are mine let’s ur future be always shine. Best of Luck

All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.Good Luck

luck is yours wishes are mine let’s ur future be always shine.Best of Luck

Angels east, Angels west, bless da person who reads this sms. May guide her 2 rest & when he wakes 2moro may perform @ his best!

An icing can make a cake so sweet, A string can make a balloon so high, A matches can make a candle so bright, i hope that my simple hi can make you smile and happy.best wishes

Feeling Tense? Think Me Feeling Sad? Call Me Feeling Lonely? See Me Feeling Sleepy? Dream of Me My Name is SELF CONFIDENCE Never Loose Me. ALL THE BEST

“God Bless U”is such a litlle prayr but it means so much. It means may d Lord with His gracious hands give u more den u hv prayd for ! God bless u:

Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy thatÂ’s what I wish for U

Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.Best wishes

Sometimes, life gets so busy that we could not find time to say “Thank you” to someone who has been so nice and wonderful. “Thank you!”

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2. New Year SMS
3. Birthday Sms

Plane Se Aye to
Crash Ho jaye
Train Se Aye to
Miss ho jaye
bus se aye to
Puncture Ho jaye
khuda kare koi b
Gum apke pas pahunch hi na Paye

Mat pucho sms ki inteha kaha tak hai,aap kanjusi kr lo aap ki takat jaha tak hai,sms ki umid hume nahi,hume to dekhna hai aap kanjus kaha tak hai

Na Mohh na Maaya hai,
Aals tumhe hi aya hai,
Humein bhi Msg kar liya karo,
BETA, MUMY PAPA ne Mobile,
‘GRIL FRIEND’
ke liye hi Nahi dilwaya hai.

Aap Aap ho, hum hum hai,
Pyaar nahi karte phir bhi aankhe nam hai,
Supply kam hone se Golgappo me Aalu kam hai,
Iss se bakwas msg bhejo agar tum me Dum hai.

yeh xam ke riste bhi ajeeb hote he,
sab apne apne nasseb hote hai,
rehte hai jo nigahose door,
saale Question compulsory hota hai..

kukure bacchaa!!

gadhar baccha!!!

suorer baccha!!

chagoler baccha!!!

biraler baccha!!

1dom barite pusbe na

era baari ghar khub nongra kre…

Hello namskar aadab
The sms starts…
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Padh liya!!Wah apki speed to badi acchi hai.Aasha hai aap aise hi hamare sms ka lutf uthate rahenge.Dhanyavad!

Kya aap udd sakte ho?
Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho?
Seena cheer ke dikha sakte ho?
Nahi na?

Bacha sirf shakal BANDAR jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nahi ban jata.

Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho?
Seena cheer ke dikha sakte ho?
Nahi na?

Bacha sirf shakal BANDAR jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nahi ban jata.

Utho Alsiyo aur Desh ka kuch bhala karo….
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Acha aap ho kya?
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Sorry, aap to wapas so jao
us main hi Desh ki bhalai hai.

Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,
STUPID ho tom had se zeada.

MARNE KE
3 TARIKE-

1-ROJ CIGARET PIYO,
30 SAAL ME MAR JAOGE.

2-ROZ DARU PIYO,
15 SAAL ME MAR JAOGE.

3-KISI SE SACHA PYAAR KARLO,
JITE JI MAR JAOGE

Tum Kutte The
Tum Kutte Ho
Tum Kutte Hi Rahoge
Tumhaara Baap Bhi Kutta Tha
Or Aane Waali Nasal Bhi Kutti Hi Hogi,

Ye Kehkar Kutiya Kutte Se Naaraaj Hokar Chali Gayi.

koi tumse puche kaun ho main

tum keh dena koi khas nahi

ik dost hoon kacha paka sa

ik jooth hoon adha sacha sa

jazbat ke mann pe ek parda sa

bas ek bahana acha sa

jo paas ho ke paas bhi nahi

par us se chipa koi raaz nahi

koi tumse puche kaun ho main

tum keh dena koi khas nahi

WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THESE MOVIES-

JANNAT

GANGSTER

MURDER

FANAA

TITANIC

THINK..

LADKIYO KE LAFDE ME MAT PADNA,
SIRF LADKIYA BACHTI HAI BAAKI SAB MAR JAATE HAI.

log bade bade building banthe hain ham bhi bana sakthe hai
magar hamre pas jagha nahi
shajahan ne thajmahel banya
ham bhi bana sakhthe hain
magar hamere pas mamthaz nahi

cigaret pi kor deka,
dhoya ka asar nahi huya…
serabi bankor deka,
serab ka asar nahi huya…
jehar pi kor dake,
mara nahi avitak…
tara payer ma porkar daka,
pagal ho gaya hum,
tara payer ki nasha me kho gaya hum……

kabhi socha hai? gatam tave pe popcorns kyu uchalate hai?

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nahi pata na?

kabhi khud baithana pata chalega…:)

mere aur katrina mein ek baat bilkul same hai

guess what??

mein bhi usse sms nai karta woh bhi mujhe sms nai karti…:)

mohabbat ki raho me
har pal dard milenga
mohabbat ki raho me har pal dard milenga
meri maano ek medical khol lo
bahaut chalega..

kya meri naak tedhi h
ankhein mendak jaisi h
surat se besharam ya pagal hu
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phr aapne aisa kyu kaha k hum dono miltey h

Aapki duaao se hame wo sahara mila, Jo mil na saka wo kinara mila, kin lafjon me hum bayan kare ki, Jaane kitno ki bheed me koi dost itna pyara mila.

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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!By Sonu

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary LoverBy Sonu

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, “do you still love me?” I’d say, “Till death do us part”Happy Anniversary.

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love

I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do
Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You’ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!By Meg
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we’ve had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this “thank u &i’ll alwayz love you for what you’ve done for me”u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi’asixenga ngawe(zulu for i’m proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough”i love you”
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Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!

BLISS to fill ur souls peace to fill ur spirits, joys to fill the home you’ll share these are the wishes for u with care love to fill ur hearts,as your happy married life together starts..

A house is built by hands.. but a home is built by hearts ! u can live without something.. if u hav someone to live for ! HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary

We’ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You’ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

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Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
Get Well Soon!
Hope you
Get Back in the swing of things real soon.
mmm all best wishes for you:)

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

May the little flowers lying in gloom, Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly, this way and that way, morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.

I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery

Heard that you”re not feeling well. So brought flowers for you to
make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!

May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the
company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with
the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?
Please tell me even i don”t know.

You are feeling down and so am i with You not around. Hope you
Get Back in the swing of things real soon.

Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ……
Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”

I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery

Heard that you”re not feeling well.
So brought flowers for you to
make you feel Healthier and Happier.
Get Well Soon!

Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you.

You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.

Lets go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least thats what we hope. Looking forward to your return
Get Well Soon!

Get well quick, you lazy bum,
Theres lots of work to do.
If you stay sick, its more work for me,
And I would rather it was for you.

May the little flowers lying in gloom, Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly, this way and that way, morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.

If wishes were flowers I”d send You A
big bunch to say…. “Get Well Soon”

Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!

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I Wish 4 ” U ”
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
“Have a beautiful and smart week.”

start the work in the name of god,do the work with the help of god finish the work thanks to god,bcoz he decides,gives and makes everthing possible.best of luck.

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you……………Good Luck!

Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…

Don’t be afraid of pressure,
remember that PRESSURE IS what turns lumps of COAL into DIAMOND.
BEST OF LUCK

A sweeter smile,
A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.
May ALLAH be with you always.
Good Luck

With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…

Even a stopped clock..
Tells the the correct time,
Twice a day….
Think of this
And lead your life.
Good luck

May God stay with u this day
&
give u peace of mind.
May God give u a happy heart
&
his love all the time. Good luck

luck is yours wishes are mine let’s ur future be always shine.Best of Luck

Always try 2 b a first place winner,coz d second place winner is d first loser.Good Luck

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than you have imagined.You will have tried,you will have learned,you never have to live with regrets.It seems to me what wears us down the most in life aren’t the chances we take but the ones we don’t take,the dreams we put aside,the adventure we push away.So what ever you want in life go for it an dalways remember no-matter what trust youer heart.

luck is yours
luck is yours wishes are mine let’s ur future be always shine.Best of Luck

Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!

Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck

With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…

Meaning of some colors,
Yellow for special friend,
white for peace,
orange 4 luck,
black for hate,
red for love and
pink for likeness,
So i choose for u Orange Flower.
Wish u good luck

A Young man’s attitude towards life helps to determine this altitude. Good luck to you my dear.

All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.

Examation is garden, success is flower
God bless you with power to pluck this flower

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On this cold night, In my small small room, I look at the bright bright stars, In the dark dark sky And dream of your sweet sweet smile On Ur cute cute face. Good Night!

i wish that God would hold u tite. i  hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i’m gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!

Tanha jab dil hoga, aapko aawaz diya karenge. Raat me sitaronse aapka jikr kiya karenge. Aap aaye ya na aaye hamari khwabonme, Ham bas aapka intezaar kiya karenge. Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge. Goodnite

Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time G’NITE

On this chill chill night, in ur dark dark room, from your small small window, look at the bright bright stars wishing you a chweet chweet dreams

Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u

,;*,!*;’.*GUD,’*;’* ,*,;’*!~*,`NITE*,;’* *,;.*1;`*HAVE,*;’* ,;.`*,;’*A,.;*;.*`!;* ,*,;.*`NICE*,.;*`*, ,.;*`,;DREAM,*;.,*

Take it Light G, Miss Me Slight G, Never Do Fight G, Have Fun Might G, Eat Good Diet G, Try Flying a Kite G, Be Always Happy Right G, & G0o0d Night G,

If u’r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much.

Boss 2 employee :Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kiy hai, Islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu, Agar isi Tara kam karoge to agle saal ispar sign kar dunga.. gud ngt

GOOD NIGHT… Have a “salty Dreams” Because daily sweet is not Good for U”r health,take care

da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!

G=Go 2 bad O=Off the light O=Out of tension D=Drems come true N=Nice sleep I=Ignore worry G=Get fresh H=Have a sweet dream T=Thank 2 God.g/n

What a pity! I’m not at your place! Miles separate me from you This night in my dreams I’ll see your face Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!

GOD never takes a day off to love care guide& protect us in every moment of our lives may his presence be with you today and always GOOD Night

Funny but true THOUGHT:- in the past, nobogy had a watch but Everyone had Time. now everyone has a watch but NOBODY has TIME.:) gud nyt

Stars light Stars bright u’re the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

Tanha jab dil hoga, aapko aawaz diya karenge. Raat me sitaronse aapka jikr kiya karenge. Aap aaye ya na aaye hamari khwabonme, Ham bas aapka intezaar kiya karenge. Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge. Goodnite

Ssshh….Dont afraid.. its me.. jus putting a blanket of love upon u so that u’ll never feel that u r alone.. Love you Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams…. Good Night

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can’t speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i’m here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

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Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

The Word ‘Hello’ means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

Diffrent aspects of lyf-if u bcum too sentimental its 2 hard 2 lead lyf.Bt if u bcm 2 practical its 2 tough 2 respact relation……..G@@d day.

subah ki kirno ne mujhe jagaya
subah ki hawaon ne mujhe bataya
kisi k yaad lifafa aya
usme likha good morning yaya
HELLO VERY VERY GOOD MORNING

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now &
Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,
Pick out 1 every morning coz
I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
AISA KYA DEKH RAHA HAIN
YE COIN NAHI
I HAV SEND U GARAM JALEBIES..
AAJ KA NASHTA MERI TARAFF SE..
GOODMORNING….

The best day of your life is the one on which, U decide your life is your own & u alone r reponsible for Quality of it..:;)
Gud Morning

Morning is a special gift
from ”ALLAH” after a restful sleep,
its a new chance 2do better & try again
where we failed b4.
ENJOY GOOD MORNING

Morning is God’s way of saying:
“One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul…”
Gud Morg…

love is like a long sweet dreems and marrriage is an alarm clock, so have swt dremstill ur alarm clock wakes u up ……… good morning

Heartily welcome to cool morning
Happy welcome to fresh morning
Great welcome to new morning
Lovely welcome to nice morning
I wish u GM

In d Book of Life,d Page Yestrdy is over,d Page 2day is being writen & d page future is blank.So write d Best U can,coz on dis Book,Eraser dosnt work!
Gd mrng

Good morning
With a great light of sun
With the songs of birds
With the great Azaan of Masjid
With the Quraan
With the happiness
With a great smile
And with the morning prayer
Have a nice day

Above the dark horizon soon
new light rays wil appear.
They signify 2 all the world
a fresh new day iz here.
Good Morning

Wonderful couples in this world heart and beats – Night and moon – Music and Songs – Roses and Loves – Fish and Water
N
of course
my sms and your smile

GOOD MORNG

Be a simple person as simplicity has charm,No friend can ever hurt it & no foe can ever harm! G’Morning

^F^R^O^M
“M”O”R”N”I”N”G’S
First Light

To
“E”V”E”N”I”N”G’S
Last Star

Remember

How
“S”P”E”C”I”A”L”
You Are

G o_O d
M o R n I n G (:

Stay Blessed

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Sorry is not just a word to say…
Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced….

saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks!
Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry.
It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul.
It’s the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy.

Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!!!

How can I begin to say I`m sorry.
I didn’t mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.

I hurt you… But I didn’t mean to… Please forgive me!

I’m sorry for blaming you…
For everything I just couldn’t do…
And I’ve hurt myself by hurting you…
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won’t be there…
It’s hard to say goodbye when i .

For everything I just couldn’t do…
And I’ve hurt myself by hurting you…
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won’t be there…
It’s hard to say goodbye when i …

< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)…
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )…
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!

I’m sorry for blaming you…
For everything I just couldn’t do…
And I’ve hurt myself by hurting you…
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won’t be there…
It’s hard to say goodbye when i

Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of…
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us…
Please let us bridge the gaps…

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

It is easy to look back,
self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying
I didn’t have this and I didn’t have that.
But it is only the grown woman regretting the hardships of a little girl who never thought
they were hardships at all. She had the things that really mattered.

I’m sorry I brought this upon you, my boy.
I’m sorry you must carry this burden.
I’m sorry for everything!

“One of the main reasons that it is so easy to march men off to war,” says Ernest Becker, is that “each of them feels sorry for the man next to him who will die.”

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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.” HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that’s simply Great!!! Happy B’Day…

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday …….

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. ……

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star.”

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B’DAY 2 U…

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative…being accepted for who you are…being able to pick up right where you left off…sharing, talking, and laughing…Friendship is about us, and for that I’m grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

FLING PAPERS MULTI COLOURS OF BALOON DELICATED GLOSSOM FANTASTIC PEOPLE LOVE AND LAUGHTER WHAT IT DESCRIBES?
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

.¸(`’·.¸ ¸.·’´) ¸.·’´)
«`’·.¸. ¤.¸.·’´»
(¸.·’´(¸.·’´ `’·.¸)`’ ·.¸)
¸.·´
*wish you a very very*
***Happy Birthday***
´·.¸
(`’·.¸(`’·.¸ ¸.·’´) ¸.·’´)
«`’·.¸. ¤.¸.·’´»
(¸.·’´(¸.·’´ `’·.¸)`’ ·.¸)

happy birthday!!!!!

B – be urself
I – invite new challenges
R – recall past achievements
T – trust ur judgements
H – have haith in ur abilities
D – desire only da best
A – affirm ur strengths
Y – u’ve got wot it takes………

***!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!***

,__/ :___
_(@)_____(@)

Peep…. peep
Peeep , pepepe!
SoRRy!
The SMS was in Traffic Jam…
However I m NoT 2 late to Wish YoU. . .
HaPPy Birth day

You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more…
Happy birthday…

Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U

“happy birth da 2 U”

May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
AMEEN.

You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday

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Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u…. dont cry…….my name is nobody

I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift…..just bring someone who ll marry me.

Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous…

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me… how r u ?

Rules of Life:
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It\’s b\’coz…
I need a person for just time pass

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn\’t it rain on you?

i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i…
i rather look at the moon again

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

An important element of friendship is communication, and that’s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don’t want to cut the line that connects US…

A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won’t start or end without me thinking of u…..See! I just did. Take care.

If u drop me, I’ll break. If u hold me, I’ll shake. If u need me, I’ll hurry. If u don’t call me, I’ll worry. If u hurt me, I’ll cry. But if u leave me, I’ll die

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,’cause I did it and I found you

You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be. There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

In life when u get troubles, don’t get nervous……just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART…… HEART may be in left….. but it always right! and loves u

What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart

I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me
out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!

I think you are very careless!
Yo come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of you.

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free

Loading the Babe meter…..
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
You are a 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

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Aby o anday k chilkey
Aam ki guthli
Sarey huy bengan
Ubley huy aalo
Murghi k choozey
Africa k Bandar
Kbi b kisi ko aese nai bolna
Arey bura lgta hai na yar

When I was born,
GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”.
When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”.
Who knew,
one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

I’m not Shakespeare
to write about U,
I’m not Shelley
to Sing about U,
I’m not Piccaso
to Paint U,
I’m just yours
who wants to say
“I’M ALWAYS WITH U”

Kia tum urr saktay ho
Kia sitaray torr saktay ho?
Kia pathar ko hera bana saktay ho?
Nahi na?
Beta sirf shakal bandar jesi hone se koi HANUMAN nahi ban jata

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, “Kya main tumhara pehla pyaar hoon?”
BIWI Boli, “Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai.

A – U R ATTRACTIVE
B – U R THE BEST
C – U R CUTE
D – U R DEAR 2 ME
E – U R EXCELLENT
F – U R FUNNY
G – U R GOOD-LOOKING
H – HEHEHE
I – I’M
J – JOKING

Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Jabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”

A friend is like a pillow u can hug wen u r in trouble cry wen u r in pain n embrace wen u r happy wen u need a friend so…………
buy a pillow……

What is a Girl Friend?
Answer :
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends….

So be careful

A true friend is not the one who give
bail and take you out from the Jail.
Instead who comes with u in jail and ask
BIDI hai kya BIDU?

Friends are like shoes,
some loose some tight,
some fit just right,
they help u as u walk through life.
thanks for being my size!

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,
so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge,
“I care for you” converts into…
“I will kill you if you don’t care for me”

I”m happy, u know why?
Coz I”m lucky, u know why?
Coz GOD loves me, u know how?
He sent a good friend to me, u know who?
It’s YOU.

God made man and then rested
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

MEN-opause MEN-strual
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

This cat is cat a cat good cat
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

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Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

Two things are never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE:
Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.
2nd Friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

LOVE IS PATIENT
LOVE IS KIND
IT DOES NOT ENVY,PRIDE,RUDE,SELF-SEEKING,
DELIGHTS IN EVIL AND EASILY
ANGERED.IT KEEPS NO RECORD
OF WRONGS. IT PROTECTS,TRUSTS,HOPES,
PRESERVES AND REJOICE WITH THE TRUTH.IT NEVER FAILS.

Dreams+love=heart
Realities+fights=mind
heart+mind=misunderstanding+mistrust
heart+heart=happiness
mind+mind=breakups
think by heart even if its broken.

God Bless you,
Your mother cares for you,
Your friends miss you,
and I Love you.

If 100% of people love you,
make sure I am one of them,
If 99% people hate you,
make sure I am in that 1% who loves you,
If 100% of people hate you,
then make sure I am No More.

In a day if i have to say ‘i love u’
whenever i remembered u,
i have to say 86400 times per a day….
because u r my one and only love…..
I LOVE U.

Two things are never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE:
Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.
2nd Friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

Son: Dad! What is the diffrence between
LOVE, RELIEF & BELIEF?
Father: Your Mom is my LOVE, our maid is my RELIEF & I’m your dad.. Well.. thats my BELIEF

You Are Like my Asthma,
You take my Breath Away.
Like dandruff I cant get u of my head.
Like my Car, You Drive me Crazy.
Like Dentures, I cant smile without you.

L is for lust
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love By fortuneteller91Copyright Lovesmsfun.com

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate,
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate,
it takes you by surprise at firts,
but keeps you warm for a long time by Saima

I am in hospital now
I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

When you’re in love with someone it inspires you and gives you hope. You have faith that even if you can’t be with them on earth, that if God wills, you will be with them one day in heaven

Two things are never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE:
Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.
2nd Friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

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Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Titanic 1 big ship tha magar phir bhi Doob gaya, lekin 1 SHIP aisa hai jo kabhi nahi doob sakta or wo SHIP hai,
.
.
.
.
.
*****FRIEND-SHIP*****

If u don”t mind
If u don”t feel bad
If don”t hesitate
Please……
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss……
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only.
Comming soon

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue,
Monkeys Like You Should Be Kept In Zoo.
Don’t Get Angry You Will Find Me There Too,
Not In Cage But Laughing On You…

Bhagwanse Scooter Manga To Car Diya,
Ghar Manga To Bangla Diya,
Phone Manga To Mobile Diya,
Aur Jab Dost Manga To Tumhe Diya,
Aye Khuda Aakhri Baar Itna Zulm Kyon Kiya???

You are the one who is so smart,
you are the one who is so charming,
you are the one who is so caring,
you are the one who is so good looking
and I am the one who’s spreading these rumours

Lab khamosh ho jate hai,
ab tum samne aate ho,
dil dhadakte hai
jab nigah milate ho,
saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho,
BHOOT ho kya?
Kyon itna darate ho???

Our Friendship Is Ideal,
You Happy I Happy,
You Sad I Sad,
You Laugh I Laugh.
U Jump Out Of The Window,
I Look Down And Again I Laugh…

4 al d frndship u share,
4 al d ways u care.
4 al d times ur thr,
Ur special n beyond compare.
Just wanna say thanks & take care!

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands
for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U’ll enjoy it! I’ll Die w/out
SEX,  S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

We will now upgrade your brain…….
Please wait……..
Searching…….
Searching…….
Still searching……..
Sorry, no brain found !!!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee
60% is having sex
19% is watching television
and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
?
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

A girl phoned me the other day and said…
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

santa-agar mere hath me sarkar ho to
me desh ki taqdir badel dunga.
wife-tum pehle apna pajama tobadal lo subha
se ulta pehn rakha hai.

Autowala to Bunty : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.

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