Exams Sms
Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein
kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna
To my studious friend-
exams may come and go,
marks may come and go,
but once u become mad u will be mad forever,
so dont study much.
AEROPLANE- WRITE BROTHERS
CYCLE-MACMILLAN
TELEPHONE-GRAHM BELL
TELESCOPE-GALILEO
EXAMS-
SAALE KO DUNDHO RE PAKAD KE MARENGE.
Success is like a train,
It has several Compartments… HARDWORK, FOCUS, LUCK etc but leading all those is the ENGINE OF CONFIDENCE…
Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho. To sari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karne me lag jati hai. Ye exam bhi apne hindi filmo ki tarah hote hai…
Endtak sab kuch acha ho hi jata hai-happys endings or agar aisa ny hua to…
supplementary abhi baaki hai mere dost…
The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
Our education system does not teach us teamwork..
When v solve our x’ams in group discussion wid othrs they cal it COPYING..
FOOLISH PEOPLE..
600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din mein padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab hai.
G.N
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”
5 things intellgent students do durin exam preparation: 1-sleepin
2-messaging
3-watchin movies
4-dream of touchin books 5-Askin others kuch padha kya…
AGAR KISI SUBJECT K DILOJAN SE PADHO TO SARI KAYNAAT TUMHE CLEAR KARNE ME JUT JATI HE.AGAR AISA NA HO TO YE END NAHI HE,ABHI 1 AUR ATTEMPT BAKI HE PYARE.
exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,
hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,
kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,
takay hum bhi aik hi dafa pass hoay hotay!
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
study hard prepare well..if u cant do tht then bribe your teacher n get the question papar
Miya GALIB ne arz kiya hai – Soch samajh ke na ki padai jisne, usne jeevan bigaad liya, or man lagakar jisne ki padai Sala usne bhi kya ukhaad liya!!!
Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!
New Xam patrn
1.In 1999 students ans all ques
2.2008 write any 2 ques…!
3.2015 read only ques.
4.2020 thnx 4 coming ..!!
papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
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