Funny SMS
Compliment
Wife (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled, and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment? Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent!
Life Quotes
wat numbers will u give me? 1=I like u 2=u r funny 3=u r cool 4=I dont care abt u 5=u r beautiful 6=I hate u 7=U r boring 8=U r cute 9=I wnt u in my life 10=I miss u 11=I want u 12=I want ur friendship
Friend
Being a Frnd isnt easy coz its not jst abt sharing a JOKE,a conversation,a cup of Coffee or a funny story. It means sharing d most honest and truepart of Urself..
Eyesight
Wife (standing in front of mirror): " I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty !" "Will you still give me a romantic compliment ?" Funny Husband: "Your eyesight is still excellent !"
Choice Sms
1=I like u 2=I love u 3=U R funny 4=U R cool 5=I don’t really care 4 ur personality 6=I wanna b u 7=U’re s**y 8=U have a nice body 9=I hate U 10=U’re boring which number will u select 4 me? reply me…
Comedy
Ever thought wat is COMEDY ?? It is simply a … Funny way Of being SERIOUS …
Apple – Funny
10 things men know about women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. WOMEN HAVE B***S
Small N Funny
Nurse to Banta:Congratulations banta you are a father now. Banta:Thanks but dont tell this to my wife,i want to give her a surprise!!
Paddy
paddy buys tow goldfish and names them one and tow mike says there funny name why did you call them that? paddy says well if one dies i still have tow left
Miss U
,, (.") wHy dO /) ) i mIss U? ./ / BCoz.. u mkE mE sMile u R sO Kind uR so sWEEt u r fUnny and mOst oF aLL u R nOt TxTing me! datz Y.. I mIss u!
Very Funny
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, "don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!"
Cool Funny
Height of fashion? -Dhotee with zip Height of secrecy? -Blank Visiting Card Height of Stupidity? -Looking through a keyhole of a glass door
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