Funny Sms
Aby o anday k chilkey
Aam ki guthli
Sarey huy bengan
Ubley huy aalo
Murghi k choozey
Africa k Bandar
Kbi b kisi ko aese nai bolna
Arey bura lgta hai na yar
When I was born,
GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”.
When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”.
Who knew,
one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
I’m not Shakespeare
to write about U,
I’m not Shelley
to Sing about U,
I’m not Piccaso
to Paint U,
I’m just yours
who wants to say
“I’M ALWAYS WITH U”
Kia tum urr saktay ho
Kia sitaray torr saktay ho?
Kia pathar ko hera bana saktay ho?
Nahi na?
Beta sirf shakal bandar jesi hone se koi HANUMAN nahi ban jata
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, “Kya main tumhara pehla pyaar hoon?”
BIWI Boli, “Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai.
A – U R ATTRACTIVE
B – U R THE BEST
C – U R CUTE
D – U R DEAR 2 ME
E – U R EXCELLENT
F – U R FUNNY
G – U R GOOD-LOOKING
H – HEHEHE
I – I’M
J – JOKING
Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Jabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”
A friend is like a pillow u can hug wen u r in trouble cry wen u r in pain n embrace wen u r happy wen u need a friend so…………
buy a pillow……
What is a Girl Friend?
Answer :
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends….So be careful
A true friend is not the one who give
bail and take you out from the Jail.
Instead who comes with u in jail and ask
BIDI hai kya BIDU?
Friends are like shoes,
some loose some tight,
some fit just right,
they help u as u walk through life.
thanks for being my size!
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,
so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!
When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge,
“I care for you” converts into…
“I will kill you if you don’t care for me”
I”m happy, u know why?
Coz I”m lucky, u know why?
Coz GOD loves me, u know how?
He sent a good friend to me, u know who?
It’s YOU.
God made man and then rested
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
MEN-opause MEN-strual
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
This cat is cat a cat good cat
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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