Hindi Sms
Plane Se Aye to
Crash Ho jaye
Train Se Aye to
Miss ho jaye
bus se aye to
Puncture Ho jaye
khuda kare koi b
Gum apke pas pahunch hi na Paye
Mat pucho sms ki inteha kaha tak hai,aap kanjusi kr lo aap ki takat jaha tak hai,sms ki umid hume nahi,hume to dekhna hai aap kanjus kaha tak hai
Na Mohh na Maaya hai,
Aals tumhe hi aya hai,
Humein bhi Msg kar liya karo,
BETA, MUMY PAPA ne Mobile,
‘GRIL FRIEND’
ke liye hi Nahi dilwaya hai.
Aap Aap ho, hum hum hai,
Pyaar nahi karte phir bhi aankhe nam hai,
Supply kam hone se Golgappo me Aalu kam hai,
Iss se bakwas msg bhejo agar tum me Dum hai.
yeh xam ke riste bhi ajeeb hote he,
sab apne apne nasseb hote hai,
rehte hai jo nigahose door,
saale Question compulsory hota hai..
kukure bacchaa!!
gadhar baccha!!!
suorer baccha!!
chagoler baccha!!!
biraler baccha!!
1dom barite pusbe na
era baari ghar khub nongra kre…
Hello namskar aadab
The sms starts…
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Padh liya!!Wah apki speed to badi acchi hai.Aasha hai aap aise hi hamare sms ka lutf uthate rahenge.Dhanyavad!
Kya aap udd sakte ho?
Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho?
Seena cheer ke dikha sakte ho?
Nahi na?Bacha sirf shakal BANDAR jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nahi ban jata.
Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho?
Seena cheer ke dikha sakte ho?
Nahi na?Bacha sirf shakal BANDAR jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nahi ban jata.
Utho Alsiyo aur Desh ka kuch bhala karo….
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Acha aap ho kya?
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Sorry, aap to wapas so jao
us main hi Desh ki bhalai hai.
Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,
STUPID ho tom had se zeada.
MARNE KE
3 TARIKE-1-ROJ CIGARET PIYO,
30 SAAL ME MAR JAOGE.2-ROZ DARU PIYO,
15 SAAL ME MAR JAOGE.3-KISI SE SACHA PYAAR KARLO,
JITE JI MAR JAOGE
Tum Kutte The
Tum Kutte Ho
Tum Kutte Hi Rahoge
Tumhaara Baap Bhi Kutta Tha
Or Aane Waali Nasal Bhi Kutti Hi Hogi,Ye Kehkar Kutiya Kutte Se Naaraaj Hokar Chali Gayi.
koi tumse puche kaun ho main
tum keh dena koi khas nahi
ik dost hoon kacha paka sa
ik jooth hoon adha sacha sa
jazbat ke mann pe ek parda sa
bas ek bahana acha sa
jo paas ho ke paas bhi nahi
par us se chipa koi raaz nahi
koi tumse puche kaun ho main
tum keh dena koi khas nahi
WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THESE MOVIES-
JANNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC
THINK..
LADKIYO KE LAFDE ME MAT PADNA,
SIRF LADKIYA BACHTI HAI BAAKI SAB MAR JAATE HAI.
log bade bade building banthe hain ham bhi bana sakthe hai
magar hamre pas jagha nahi
shajahan ne thajmahel banya
ham bhi bana sakhthe hain
magar hamere pas mamthaz nahi
cigaret pi kor deka,
dhoya ka asar nahi huya…
serabi bankor deka,
serab ka asar nahi huya…
jehar pi kor dake,
mara nahi avitak…
tara payer ma porkar daka,
pagal ho gaya hum,
tara payer ki nasha me kho gaya hum……
kabhi socha hai? gatam tave pe popcorns kyu uchalate hai?
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?nahi pata na?
kabhi khud baithana pata chalega…:)
mere aur katrina mein ek baat bilkul same hai
guess what??
mein bhi usse sms nai karta woh bhi mujhe sms nai karti…:)
mohabbat ki raho me
har pal dard milenga
mohabbat ki raho me har pal dard milenga
meri maano ek medical khol lo
bahaut chalega..
kya meri naak tedhi h
ankhein mendak jaisi h
surat se besharam ya pagal hu
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phr aapne aisa kyu kaha k hum dono miltey h
Aapki duaao se hame wo sahara mila, Jo mil na saka wo kinara mila, kin lafjon me hum bayan kare ki, Jaane kitno ki bheed me koi dost itna pyara mila.
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