Joke Sms
Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
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TIME WASTE!!
Titanic 1 big ship tha magar phir bhi Doob gaya, lekin 1 SHIP aisa hai jo kabhi nahi doob sakta or wo SHIP hai,
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*****FRIEND-SHIP*****
If u don”t mind
If u don”t feel bad
If don”t hesitate
Please……
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss……
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only.
Comming soon
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue,
Monkeys Like You Should Be Kept In Zoo.
Don’t Get Angry You Will Find Me There Too,
Not In Cage But Laughing On You…Bhagwanse Scooter Manga To Car Diya,
Ghar Manga To Bangla Diya,
Phone Manga To Mobile Diya,
Aur Jab Dost Manga To Tumhe Diya,
Aye Khuda Aakhri Baar Itna Zulm Kyon Kiya???
You are the one who is so smart,
you are the one who is so charming,
you are the one who is so caring,
you are the one who is so good looking
and I am the one who’s spreading these rumours
Lab khamosh ho jate hai,
ab tum samne aate ho,
dil dhadakte hai
jab nigah milate ho,
saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho,
BHOOT ho kya?
Kyon itna darate ho???
Our Friendship Is Ideal,
You Happy I Happy,
You Sad I Sad,
You Laugh I Laugh.
U Jump Out Of The Window,
I Look Down And Again I Laugh…
4 al d frndship u share,
4 al d ways u care.
4 al d times ur thr,
Ur special n beyond compare.
Just wanna say thanks & take care!
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands
for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U’ll enjoy it! I’ll Die w/out
SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.
We will now upgrade your brain…….
Please wait……..
Searching…….
Searching…….
Still searching……..
Sorry, no brain found !!!
20% of the population is now drinking coffee
60% is having sex
19% is watching television
and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
A girl phoned me the other day and said…
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home
This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
santa-agar mere hath me sarkar ho to
me desh ki taqdir badel dunga.
wife-tum pehle apna pajama tobadal lo subha
se ulta pehn rakha hai.
Autowala to Bunty : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
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