Santa Banta SMS
Santa
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!
Santa Loves
Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Santa Banta
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat
Santa Banta
Santa to judge: My wife got raped. Judge: Were you there then? Santa: No. Judge: Ok then tell the place where the rape happened. Santa lifting wifes sari: Here judge sahib…here!
Santa To Bill Gates
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: "Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is Gates But U Are Selling WINDOWS
Santa Banta Jokes
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it….
Santa Banta
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a n***d woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing, and he answered waiting for the Autumn.
Santa N Banta
Santa n Banta are driving a Car, Santa puts on the indicator and asks Banta to check whether its working, He puts his head out and says – YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…
Bombay
Santa in plane going to Bombay, while landing he was excited and shouted "Bombay Bombay Bombay" Airhostess said:- "B silent" Santa:- Ok "ombay ombay ombay".
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